Pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam

Pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam
Pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam

KPMG, bring me a dream,
Send me a letter that I've never seen
Give me a place to do my internship
You're my last hope or else I'm in a deep *beep*.

KPMG, I feel so lost
Don't have nobody to call him my boss
Please turn on your magic beams
KPMG bring me a dream

KPMG bring me a dream
It doesn't matter even if it's in Lille
Or in Strasbourg or Lyon or Colmar
I'm so desperate I'll even accept Blois

KPMG, I'm so alone
Everyone else has found a place more or less on their own
So please turn on your magic beams
KPMG bring me a dream.

*Sing to the tune of Mr Sandman. Or else sing it to the tune of Auchan's background song.