French politics

Currently in France, there is a huge scandal called the Clearstream Affair. No one actually really understands what the hell is going on, since it involves a lot of high ranking politicians and businessmen. But a satarical TV programme has managed to explain it quite clearly.

Translation
... about this Clearstream Affair. To understand the affair, you have to look at the government's hierarchical diagram
Him, Villepin, when he was at his place, at the Foreign Affairs Ministry, have learnt about a hidden bank account of him
He asked her if she knows about it, she said no
When he was placed at his place, who at the same time, went there, he demanded an investigation on him, who came back here at the Domestic Affairs Ministry to control an investigation on him and on her
She, who might be at his place one day, have not said a thing to him, and he attacked him and her to stop them from kicking him out
All of this is because him, him and her, wants to be at his place, who wants to stay
That's it
Oh yeah, then there's also him, who wants to be at his place, but no one takes him seriously

And a movie is coming out end of May, on Jacques Chirac's political life. I really can't wait