Chanel N° 5? No thanks

Like I've told you before, I like taking the métro. Not that I enjoy taking it, it's just that I won't grumble if I have to take it, unlike certain people who'd say 'Aw, not the métro again'. I have a list of things to do when I take the métro. It goes like this:

1)Read a book
2)Do crosswords
3)Listen to songs on my handphone
4)Sleep
and if I don't feel like doing these things
5)Imagining what sort of interesting stories can I create about the person whom I'm looking at

Which is what I did yesterday. I was taking the métro as usual after classes. I didn't feel like reading the book that I had in my book (which was not a good book bythe way, no matter how hard I tried to make myself interested), because I was sleepy. I've finished my crosswords while waiting for the 2 o'clock law lecture. I couldn't listen to my handphone since I've left my earphones at Syazwan's house. And after much persuasion, I couldn't sleep. So I've decided to do my N° 5.

As I was making up stories about the people around me, there was this lady who got in at Fives (read:Feev). I didn't notice anything interesting about her,not until she turned her back to me. She had a toothbrush stuck in her hair. You can only imagine how hilarious it was. I tried my best to strain myself from laughing.

When I said stuck, it's like when a person puts a stick that resembles a chopstick to tie up her hair. I've seen other things being used to replace that stick. I've seen real chopsticks being used (I know it because on the stick, it said in English: dispose after use) and a pencil. But never would I imagine someone uses a toothbrush! So I began to make up possible reasons for that toothbrush being where it was.

1) It was not a toothbrush. It was a stick that was meant to look like a toothbrush.
2) She intended to use a toothbrush as a stick, to be as the French would say (très fashion)
3) Or:

She woke up this morning and felt uncomfortable with her messy long hair. So she went to the toilet and took a toothbrush to make whatever that people make to their hair with that stick, and went doing other things (toilet, preparing breakfast). She had forgotten all bout it, that she left it there. And I thought to myself, she must've had a hard time looking for the toothbrush to brush her teeth this morning. Hehehe. And then I thought that the story was too improbable. She should've noticed it when she took a shower this morning. And then it came to me; Ah, she's a French. That explains everything. Hehehe

If you don't understand why, please read the following joke:
Q: In France, where's the safest place to keep your valuables?
A: Under a French bar of soap.

Hehehe. Still don't understand? Read this

An explorer was walking around in Africa when he came across a cannibal restaurant. Curious, he went in and looked at the menu:
America 10€
English 10€
German 10€
Spanish 10€
Local 10€
French 20€
He then asked the owner why is the French more expensive than the others. The owner replied 'If only you knew how hard I had to clean them before cooking'

Hehehe. What? It's true. If it's not, then why the heck did they became so good at creating perfumes? (which, may I remind you, was created to 'cover' one's BO)