Sakit tengkuk...
They showed a documentary on Myanmar today on France 3. They showed the giraffe-necked-ladies. And suddenly i had a neckache.
I'm thinking of moving my unimportant stuff by this week.And i have loads of them. Mostly winter clothes and books (not that books are unimportant, but...). The problem is to find boxes for them. And once that's done, I have to find a way to bring the boxes to the post office. And all this needs to be done as soon as possible since Syazwan will be going back in a few weeks time. Anyway it was his idea to stock my stuff in his house. Siapa suruh offer kan? Habis la penuh harta benda aku. Should i bring along my TV or should i change? Should i brong my pinggan-mangkuk-periuk-belanga or should i just leave it here? Aihh pening kepala pulak nak pindah ni.
Today we had the first session of the JEU d'ENTREPRISE. Didn't really go as i imagined when i was on my bed last night waiting to doze off. Last night i imagined that we would be chatting gleefully while doing our work, and then after the game we would go for a drink, then at the restaurant we would meet Tom Hanks who's here in Colmar while waiting to shoot his Da Vinci Code this month in Paris, and he would propose to me to act with him in the movie, and while shooting for the movie, Audrey Tautou and i were abducted by the peruvian terrorists who sent us to work in a farm near the chilean border. Wait. Did i imagined that or did i dreamt that?
Well, the reality was way far from that.
Berikut adalah dialog ketika permainan itu berlangsung. (...) bermaksud waktu berlalu tanpa sebarang dialog yang penting.
Cikgu: Ok Kimi, awak dulu. GROUP A 1! (jerit cikgu di dalam kelas, ada la satu grup 4 orang ni angkat tangan). Ni ahli baru kamu.
Kimi pun jalan tersipu-sipu ke meja.
Selepas berbalas senyuman, mereka mula berborak sesama mereka. Lalu Kimi pun berkata
Kimi: Err... Kan elok kalau kita berkenalan dulu
Student 1: Wow.. (dengan nada, budak ni biar betul)
Lalu kami pun memperkenalkan diri masing masing
(...)
Student 1: 8 darab 6, 42 kan?
(...)
Student 1: 19.50+ 30 + 12... 1 campur 3, 4,... (sambil tekan kalkulator)
Kimi: 61
Student 1: Uihh, camner awak kira laju? Lagi pun salah, 61.50 sebenarnya
(...)
Student 2: Aaaa cepat cepat ada sejam je lagi ni.
(...)
Student 2: Aaaa cepat cepat ada setengah jam lagi je ni
(...)
Student 2: Aaaa cepat cepat ada 5 minit je lagi
(...)
Student 3:Ni apa kita kena buat dengan kertas ni? (sambil menunjukkan kertas Akaun Untung Rugi). Awak pandai buat tak benda alah ni? Ah, awak buat lah
Kimi pun buat
(...)
Kimi: Ni macam mana ni,betul ke tak check kan?
Student 1: Tak per kitorang pecaya kat kau.
Lepas 20 minit bersurai, dah sampai rumah dah pun, tiba-tiba teringat, tak letak Belian. Patutla untung sampai 368 000. Cit. Panik-panik. Abislaa diorang bunuh aku Rabu ni. Apa lagi, call cikgu. Tapi cikgu takde. Ahh.. leave message, harap-harap dier tukar aa.
Saying something that the person to whom you said it to doesn't understand it as what you meant to say, is the worse communication problem ever known to mankind.
I'm thinking of moving my unimportant stuff by this week.And i have loads of them. Mostly winter clothes and books (not that books are unimportant, but...). The problem is to find boxes for them. And once that's done, I have to find a way to bring the boxes to the post office. And all this needs to be done as soon as possible since Syazwan will be going back in a few weeks time. Anyway it was his idea to stock my stuff in his house. Siapa suruh offer kan? Habis la penuh harta benda aku. Should i bring along my TV or should i change? Should i brong my pinggan-mangkuk-periuk-belanga or should i just leave it here? Aihh pening kepala pulak nak pindah ni.
Today we had the first session of the JEU d'ENTREPRISE. Didn't really go as i imagined when i was on my bed last night waiting to doze off. Last night i imagined that we would be chatting gleefully while doing our work, and then after the game we would go for a drink, then at the restaurant we would meet Tom Hanks who's here in Colmar while waiting to shoot his Da Vinci Code this month in Paris, and he would propose to me to act with him in the movie, and while shooting for the movie, Audrey Tautou and i were abducted by the peruvian terrorists who sent us to work in a farm near the chilean border. Wait. Did i imagined that or did i dreamt that?
Well, the reality was way far from that.
Berikut adalah dialog ketika permainan itu berlangsung. (...) bermaksud waktu berlalu tanpa sebarang dialog yang penting.
Cikgu: Ok Kimi, awak dulu. GROUP A 1! (jerit cikgu di dalam kelas, ada la satu grup 4 orang ni angkat tangan). Ni ahli baru kamu.
Kimi pun jalan tersipu-sipu ke meja.
Selepas berbalas senyuman, mereka mula berborak sesama mereka. Lalu Kimi pun berkata
Kimi: Err... Kan elok kalau kita berkenalan dulu
Student 1: Wow.. (dengan nada, budak ni biar betul)
Lalu kami pun memperkenalkan diri masing masing
(...)
Student 1: 8 darab 6, 42 kan?
(...)
Student 1: 19.50+ 30 + 12... 1 campur 3, 4,... (sambil tekan kalkulator)
Kimi: 61
Student 1: Uihh, camner awak kira laju? Lagi pun salah, 61.50 sebenarnya
(...)
Student 2: Aaaa cepat cepat ada sejam je lagi ni.
(...)
Student 2: Aaaa cepat cepat ada setengah jam lagi je ni
(...)
Student 2: Aaaa cepat cepat ada 5 minit je lagi
(...)
Student 3:Ni apa kita kena buat dengan kertas ni? (sambil menunjukkan kertas Akaun Untung Rugi). Awak pandai buat tak benda alah ni? Ah, awak buat lah
Kimi pun buat
(...)
Kimi: Ni macam mana ni,betul ke tak check kan?
Student 1: Tak per kitorang pecaya kat kau.
Lepas 20 minit bersurai, dah sampai rumah dah pun, tiba-tiba teringat, tak letak Belian. Patutla untung sampai 368 000. Cit. Panik-panik. Abislaa diorang bunuh aku Rabu ni. Apa lagi, call cikgu. Tapi cikgu takde. Ahh.. leave message, harap-harap dier tukar aa.
Saying something that the person to whom you said it to doesn't understand it as what you meant to say, is the worse communication problem ever known to mankind.
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