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Hari ni pegi jumpa doktor. Tak pernah lagi jumpa doktor kat sini. And memandangkan surat insurans tak sampai lagi, aku pun tumpanglah insurans Syazwan. Idea doktor pulak tu, aku nak bayar asing, dia yang suruh bayar sekali. Hah, lantaklah, janji aku yang untung. Muahaha. Doktor kata aku ada problem hidung. So dia kasi dua ubat, satu pil, satu spray. Bukan spray muka, tapi spray dalam lubang idung. Peritnya aku menggunakan ubat tu. Dah la kena spray dua-dua lubang idung, satu spray tu banyak pulak tu. Bukan Pshhh je, tapi Psssshhhhhhhhhshshshsh. Jenuh menunggu nak habis tekan spray tu. Berkesan tu memanglah berkesan, tapi lepas tu mulalah. Meleleh je. Eeee. Seb baik semalam beli sedozen paket tisu.
Sementara nak tunggu klinik bukak tadi tengah hari, aku pegi makan Subway dengan Syazwan. Tak pernah pun makan, tapi sesaja ngengada lepas tengok Super Size Me semalam tu. Memang aku insap. Ahahaha. Tapi yang sedihnya, dalam bebanyak subway yang sedap lagi lazat, 3 je boleh makan. Sayur (nama galmour: Veggie), Ikan Tongkol (nama glamour: tuna), dengan Isi Ketam (nama glamour: surimi). Yang dua last tu aku tak suka sangat, so aku makan Veggie je. Huh, first time aku makan something yang 100% sayur (selain dari sos pasta). Murah, kenyang, sihat dan sedap. Fuhh, memang lazat. Aku nak makan ni jelah tetiap hari. Nak jadi macam Jared Fogle. Nak tau siapa dia? Cari kat www.google.com.
You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged
oh I realize
it's hard to take courage
in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all
and the darkness inside you
can make you fell so small
But I see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow
Show me a smile then
don't be unhappy,
can't remember when
I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy
and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up because
you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true
colors shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid
to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow
Sementara nak tunggu klinik bukak tadi tengah hari, aku pegi makan Subway dengan Syazwan. Tak pernah pun makan, tapi sesaja ngengada lepas tengok Super Size Me semalam tu. Memang aku insap. Ahahaha. Tapi yang sedihnya, dalam bebanyak subway yang sedap lagi lazat, 3 je boleh makan. Sayur (nama galmour: Veggie), Ikan Tongkol (nama glamour: tuna), dengan Isi Ketam (nama glamour: surimi). Yang dua last tu aku tak suka sangat, so aku makan Veggie je. Huh, first time aku makan something yang 100% sayur (selain dari sos pasta). Murah, kenyang, sihat dan sedap. Fuhh, memang lazat. Aku nak makan ni jelah tetiap hari. Nak jadi macam Jared Fogle. Nak tau siapa dia? Cari kat www.google.com.
You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged
oh I realize
it's hard to take courage
in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all
and the darkness inside you
can make you fell so small
But I see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow
Show me a smile then
don't be unhappy,
can't remember when
I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy
and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up because
you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true
colors shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid
to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow
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Subway Weight Loser is a Loser
BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA – Jared Fogle, the creator of the ‘Subway diet,’ lost 245 pounds eating nothing more than Subway sandwiches. He has been featured in several television commercials and is prominently displayed in all Subway sub shops. Yet he still struggles for acceptance and is searching for his place in society. He ponders daily why he eats his Subway sandwiches all alone, with no one to keep him company. He feels he deserves better; he knows he deserves better. But the fact remains. He’s a loser.
Before the ‘Subway diet’ Jared was a 425-pound loser. So large that no one would go to the movies with him, much less sit next to him for anything. You couldn’t even walk next to him for fear that he may trip and crush you under his tremendous girth.
Now, after his miraculous diet, he’s a 180-pound loser. No longer does anyone fear his massive size. But none of this takes away from his being a loser.
Sociologist Jeff Frankenscence pondered Jared’s situation for several months, “Jared is an interesting subject in society. He is proving that the state of being a loser isn’t based on physical traits or being a regular fat-ass. It’s more tied to your being, part of your soul. Like it or not, he’s a loser, and a loser he will always be.”
A Subway representative issued the following statement, “While Jared did us a great service by creating the ‘Subway’ diet we feel the need to distance ourselves from him since he is such a loser. Granted, he’s a great weight loser, but that doesn’t make up for the fact that he is a huge loser in general.”
“Would anyone like to try one of our delicious Subway Clubs? It’s our featured Sub of the Month,” he continued.
We seriously considered interviewing Jared for this article but we couldn’t bring ourselves to talk to such a loser.
well, he may b a loser, but at least he's achieved one of his lifetime dreams.
Et pour quelles raisons étranges,
Les gens qui tiennent à leurs rêves,
Ça nous dérange??? -France Gall
You sir, should be ashamed of yourself. People like you kill other people's dreams
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