Nein!!!

I have my first german test in two weeks time. Nein!!!
Let's try translating that into german shall we?

Ich habe mein erster test (ab? im?) zwei wochen. <-- seriously, i'm only 50 percent sure of it

Ach Friday. I love Fridays, where everything else doesn't matter anymore as the weekend is approaching. I was bored in English today. So after i've finished the work that the prof gave us, i began to 'play' with Paint. Not knowing what to draw or paint, I just wrote 'pourquoi' (=why). The i exited Paint and made it my wallpaper. Not realising that people saw my wallpaper, i began to play with my stationaries. Then the prof began discussing the answers for the excercise. I pretended that i was listening, and half heartedly note down the answers. Suddenly the prof looked at the guy next to me. "Done with you work of art Mr?". The guy was in Paint. "Mr Zamali 'Pourquoi?', Mr X ' Parce que ', Mr Y ' Pourquoi pas?' ". The guy next to me painted 'Because' (it's a french thing actually. when you ask 'why', if the person doesn't know or doesn't want to answer, he'll say 'because'). And the guy next to him painted 'Why Not?'. Rather hillarious I must say, looking at three parallel computers with screen saying Why? Because. Why not?